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PostSubject: Assassin Excuses   Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:35 pm

Assassinate that man over there.

(Reply with an excuse as to why you can't do this and say another order)
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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:41 am

I can't. That's me.

Kill the Pope.
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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:06 am

He's a good guy now, don'tcha kniow?

Do more contracts

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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:56 pm

My hand is stiff...

Go kill a baby
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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:14 pm

Can't currently in a life or death battle between me and the entire Templar Order.,.....In Assassin's Creed Brotherhood. SmileSmileSmileSmile

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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:07 pm

Can't currently giving Ms. Claus a "present"

Go leap of faith into a fiery pit of pedobears
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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:14 pm

Nope. Pedobears give me nightmares. and I'm allergic to flames.

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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:24 pm

Can't, CHuck Norris already did.

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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:06 pm

Hes dating my sister....she would kill me if i did that.

Break me out of death row prison.
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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:30 pm

Can't, I work there.

(Lol literally cause she is an assassin)

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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:07 pm

He'd slash me apart before I get the chance to do so!

Run a Brothel

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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Sun Sep 04, 2011 10:26 pm

Sorry, I am keeping my Pimp hand strong against somewhere else.

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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Mon Sep 05, 2011 2:40 am

Smile Gladly but they are currently trying to kill me. Sad

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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:39 am

Already did 3 times in one day.

Kill CHuck No-


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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:22 am

No thanks, he would know that I said yes and roundhouse kick me from the other side of the world.

Date chuck Norris' sister. Smile I love you
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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Mon Sep 05, 2011 4:29 am

Sorry, he just killed me.

Revive me.
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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Mon Sep 05, 2011 5:55 am

Sorry my schedules a little book I have to go pickpocket all week long.....plus I just don't like you Smile.
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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Mon Sep 05, 2011 6:42 am

No! Cuz your a meany D:<


Give me all of your clothes. Now.
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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Mon Sep 05, 2011 10:46 am

Nope im not gay.

Give me all of you sisters clothes. Now!!! Twisted Evil I love you
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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:34 am

But SHE'S MY SHISHTER!

Burn your private hairs off.
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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:26 am

I already did that last week and almost died!! Evil or Very Mad

Date a girl.
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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:02 pm

Bro, I dated like, 3...In American Pie terms xD Jk, more than that.

Date a Female Dog...coughstillafemalecuzfemaledogmeansbitchcough
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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Wed Sep 07, 2011 12:41 pm

I'm not into beastiality.

DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Wed Sep 07, 2011 10:00 pm

Why do that when I rule it?

Do the leap of faith into a pile of horse crap.
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PostSubject: Re: Assassin Excuses   Wed Sep 07, 2011 11:48 pm

I can't do that!!! I just finished getting it into the cart!!!!! Evil or Very Mad
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